Question: If a lesbian couple gets onto a crowded metro and there is one seat left, which of the two gets to sit down?
This is the exact situation that happened on the metro the other day. A couple was arguing about who got to sit down in the seat next to me while the other one stood.
I guess if I was a part of a lesbian couple I would make sure that we decide these things beforehand so we don't make a scene in public. How embarrassing for them. Of course a lot of things would have to be very different in order for that scenario to involve me anyway...
2 comments:
David! This post is hilarious. But, we all know the real answer is the bigger of the two should sit down, and the other should sit on her lap! You gotta love those lesbo's!
haha so true Max! well they did not end up doing that...although that might have been a good story to tell too. a mini totem pole of lesbians sat next to me on the metro. ;)
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