My Metaphors

I am a metaphor man. I love making metaphors and expanding them to mean a lot of different things. My most recent metaphor is about myself and my newly diagnosed case of ADHD. My metaphor went a little something like this:

I am like a bouncy ball. Generally when you get me moving I just bounce a few times and then who knows what direction I will deflect in. However if you were to tie that ball to a rubber band and attach that rubber band to a paddle you can control the awesome power inside to do great things. Or at least be entertained for a bit... :)

I love these things but I never was very good at them. I think I just didn't have the right amount of finesse to be a pro at it.